So I fixed that.
Buy a waterfront home with me as your agent and the KillerDock fish cleaning station is on me.
Not a gift card. Not a "credit toward one." An actual KillerDock station, shipped to you, ready to go on your dock.
Theirs look the best and actually work, which matters a lot when it's the one bolted to the dock behind the house you just spent a small fortune on. Marine-grade, built to get used, and the only fish cleaning station I've seen that doesn't look like an afterthought screwed onto the end of a nice dock.
It's a small thing that turns into a daily thing. That's usually what separates a waterfront house that works from one you're constantly apologizing for.